Thursday 28 July 2011

The longest punniest facebook thread ever!

I've been lazy this week and will do a proper post soon. Please find below a Facebook post as way of compensation: (And yes that is supposed to say 'Punniest with a 'P'')


    • Graham McCann An overwhelming lack of genocide?
      about an hour ago ·  ·
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      Paul Marrable We do have wotsits though.
      about an hour ago ·

    • Graham McCann Until the skips introduce ethnic cleansing on all savoury snacks
      about an hour ago ·
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      Paul Marrable I heard that Cadburys products have been roaming around raping the Walkers products.
      What next Mini Chedders in the gas chamber? It's a mad world we live in!!!
      about an hour ago ·

    • Graham McCann Yeah I heard robinsons were spreading that on the grapevine
      about an hour ago ·
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      Paul Marrable I read somewhere that a twix family woke up in the night to the image of a burning cross made out of chip sticks on their lawn. A gang of young hula hoops were seen rolling away from the scene. Tragic.
      about an hour ago ·

    • Graham McCann Yep they rolled right in to a bunch of liquorice allsorts gangbanging some aniseed balls on the corner and shit got messy
      about an hour ago ·
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      Paul Marrable I hear there's a large 'Bounty' on their heads.
      about an hour ago ·

    • Graham McCann Yeah I heard 5 bags of chocolate penny's for any nutritional information that leads to an arrest
      about an hour ago ·
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      Paul Marrable Chocolate prisons are the worst, you never know when you might get jumped and have to endure a cadbury's finger.
      about an hour ago ·

    • Graham McCann Theres 'hundreds and thousands' in the chocolate prison system most of them being swallowed up without anyone even noticing!
      about an hour ago ·
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      Paul Marrable I blame the gang culture, I hear the Eclairian brotherhood are badass! But you also got to watch out for the 'Crisps and the Spuds'
      about an hour ago ·

    • Graham McCann Not to forget the Mexican tortillas and dips, it's like a proverbial all you can eat buffet in there
      about an hour ago ·
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      Paul Marrable I know, the prison guards are the real 'Heros' though. I think they need a 'time out'. Maybe they should go to london and have a drink at one of those 'Star Bars' even ride one of the classic 'Double Deckers' see some sights and just all round 'flake' out.
      about an hour ago ·

    • Graham McCann Yeah those 'celebrations' would really take it out of them! Would need some foam eggs for breakfast possibly served to them on a milk tray with some popping candy to cure their hangovers with a sugar rush
      57 minutes ago ·
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      Paul Marrable They're gonna have to buy their wife's some 'Roses' to make up for it but they'll be on a 'rocky road'
      53 minutes ago ·

    • Graham McCann I can definitely see the need for some jelly rings to bring a smile back to their faces
      49 minutes ago ·
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      Paul Marrable Sure would give them the 'boost' they need.
      49 minutes ago ·

    • Graham McCann Otherwise they would feel they were constantly walking through treacle for the rest of their lives, nothing worse than a milk maid scorned
      48 minutes ago · ·
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      Paul Marrable This is getting out of hand, anymore posts and it'll send a 'ripple' through the 'galaxy'!
      45 minutes ago ·

    • Graham McCann It's nothing that hasn't been seen before on mars, exactly how the milky way was formed
      42 minutes ago ·
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      Paul Marrable It so true, I 'revel' in this stuff but I think we're getting off 'topic'
      38 minutes ago ·

    • Graham McCann I agree, This is turning into a marathon and snickers wouldn't approve
      36 minutes ago ·
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      Paul Marrable Yeah, it's been fun though. We should go for a 'picnic' sometime so I can 'wispa' some 'temptations' in your ear. Does this sound like I pack 'fudge'?
      27 minutes ago ·

    • Graham McCann Yeah you're certainly sounding like you've tossed a few 'fruit salads' just make sure you don't 'chewit' treat it like a 99
      24 minutes ago ·
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      Paul Marrable What, try not to let it drip?
      18 minutes ago ·

    • Graham McCann You can't let it drip until you've had a 'chocolate dip'
      17 minutes ago ·
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      Paul Marrable Could be worse, I could always 'Chomp' or worse 'twirl' it!
      17 minutes ago ·

    • Graham McCann It's to be considered like an everlasting gobstopper, lick and suck it til you're done
      16 minutes ago ·
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      Paul Marrable I'm gonna have to 'Go-ahead' and quit it's been 'sweet' talking to you. Although there has been some 'cheesy moments'
      13 minutes ago ·

    • Graham McCann It's been a fun size part of my day!
      12 minutes ago ·
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      Paul Marrable It's been and absolute turkish delight!
      10 minutes ago ·
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